…one is simply different. That's all there is to it. We writers are unique (some might say odd), and often misunderstood, because we have a passion for words.
Queen Victoria, ever mindful of propriety and history, once told her granddaughter, Princess Victoria Eugenie, the future queen of Spain, "Young woman, when one is born a princess, one cannot behave like others."
So, too, with writers. When one is born a writer, one cannot behave like others because one, above all else, must write. This means a few adjustments to a normal life.
When One is Born a Writer, one often must:
- Stay up past midnight late to write
- Rise with the dawn to write
- (When Nanowrimoing, one must sometimes do both of the above)
- Miss sunny days to work on novel revisions
- Skip meals to write (somehow, this one never happens to me)
- Consider books a line item in the budget
- Live with either pen and paper in hand, or head buried in a book.
- Appear antisocial because of the above
- Appear dim-witted because you listen and observe instead of talking
- Have stooped shoulders from working on the computer so much
- Have poor vission from above
- Be incapable of walking past a bookstore without going in
- Be also incapable of walking past a stationary store without going in
Anyone want to add to the list of congenital traits of writers? Post a comment,and I'll compile them all for a future post.
Ignore the laundry so long that a mouse makes its nest in the full basket… http://carminesuperiore.blogspot.com/2007/11/cat-and-mouse.html
Own Costco-size Advil for relief of carpal tunnel.
Constantly weighing what bits of conversation you hear that can make it into a story without losing friends.
Thanks! your list makes me laugh.
K. Harrington
So true! I am guilty of ALWAYS having to go in a bookstore when I walk by one. Just gotta do it.
Oh yes … you think you are just being quiet and interested and everyone else thinks you are ‘special’/antisocial? I’d add:
– surreptitiously earwigging on buses/public transport
– having an almost fetishistic pursuit of the perfect notebook/pen
– if you see someone reading in a cafe, the uncontrollable urge to know what they are reading so intently …
Perhaps shared too much?! Are you NaNoWriMoing? I have just signed up and am very uncertain … how many words? by when??!
Kate: It’s 50,000 words, starting at midnight, November 1st, and submitted by midnight, 1st December. 1667 words a day.
The book “No Plot? No Problem!” is well worth the money.
I’m loving the additions to the When One is Born a Writer…list, keep ’em coming and I’ll compile them next week.
Kate, Nanowrimo is a blast! I’m not doing it this year, but I’d love to cheer you on and hope you’ll keep us updated on your progress.
And Derek, you are by no means a lazy Libra. Far from it.
I can’t say I’ve got all those traits, especially the one about buring the midnight oil.. I am just a lazy Libra though. I certainly rise with the dawn – or usually way before it, and my computer doesn’t think I’m too anti-social and my wife… Well, she’s too busy in her little room! 🙂
I’m not sure if I should be proud or hiding my head in shame because I fit so many of these! 🙂 BTW, I’ll be doing NaNoWriMo, too.
I believe all those bullet points apply to me.
One also knows s/he is a born writer when his/her muse is always tangled up in his/her thoughts.
Malcolm
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