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Stupid Writer Tricks: 7 Crucial Mistakes Writers Make

Dunce-school-punishment-857281-hSometimes I like to tell myself stories, say, when I'm doing the dishes (which my husband might claim is rare) or putting on my make-up and drying my hair.  And it occurred to me recently, that a couple of my favorite stories fell into the category of colleagues doing Stupid Writer Tricks. (Because, in the stories I tell myself, I'm always the heroine who is five times smarter than anyone else–and of course, I never do any of these myself.  Nope, not ever.)

And then it occurred to me that these stupid writer tricks warranted a blog post.  So here you go.  In all seriousness, these are bad habits that can derail a writing career faster than my cats attacking their food dishes at 4 AM in the morning.

1.  Not utilizing the basic tools of the trade.  In the course of my travels through the writing landscape, I have come upon several practitioners of our craft who do not have word processing programs.  God only knows what they type on, but this means, at a minimum, there's no formatting and no spell check.  It also often means that others cannot open their manuscript.  It for sure means that their submissions to anyone anywhere in the entire publishing world will be ignored and they will be branded as an amateur.

2.  Ignoring conventions of genre and structure.  Like, writing a mystery without a murder. Or thinking that it really doesn't matter if their novel's characters don't want anything.  It does to matter, because, DESIRE MAKES THE WORLD GO ROUND.  And furthermore: yes, the conventions of literature apply to you.  No, your genius is not such that you can ignore them all. And if you persist in coddling your genius in this manner, guess what? The world will ignore your work.

3.  Ignoring the critiques of those whom you have entrusted to read your manuscript.  There's a fine art to taking criticism.  Sometimes, it is so clearly not applicable and that's fine.  Reject it.  But I've seen writers ignore advice that would have made the difference between a meh book and a wow book and that's just plain dumb.  Rule of thumb: if more than one person is bumping over something, consider changing it.

4.  Ignoring submission guidelines.  Years ago, at one of the first writing conferences I ever attended, an audience member inquired at an agent panel, "Does my manuscript have to be typed?" Sure wish I had a photo of the expressions on the faces of the agents there that day.  I don't think anybody these days is quite that stupid, but you'd be surprised how many people I know fail to follow the most basic of submission guidelines.  Bottom line is this: go to the website of the agent or publication to whom you wish to submit and DO EXACTLY WHAT THEY SAY.

5.  Not using social media.  Yeah, I know.  It's beneath you.  Tough.  Do it anyway. If you don't like Twitter, use Facebook, and vice versa.  If you don't like either, try Instagram (my current favorite).  Or Pinterest. Maybe you'll even be one of 10 people who like Google+!  Whatever, find something, anything that you like and work it.

6.  Posting all self-promotion, all the time.  I have a friend. She is the bane of all her writer's friends existences because all she does on social media is talk about her great she is and how everyone loves her book so much and how now she's appearing at this conference (where everybody loves her) and now she's reading at this event.  Barf.  I've got news for you–after awhile, nobody pays attention.  I know its a cliche, but what we want is to engage.  Start conversations.  Comment on what other people post.  Chat a bit. It'll get you way more followers–and it is way more fun.

7.  Not writing every day.  Because none of the above matter one bit if you don't.

Which of the above are you guilty of?  Okay, maybe you don't want to confess publicly.  So which ones are your writer friends guilty of?

0 thoughts on “Stupid Writer Tricks: 7 Crucial Mistakes Writers Make

  1. J.D.

    My son bought a house last week, so I went with him to a lawyer’s office. I was so relieved to find there is someone in the world older than me. Better still, the man was a lawyer! Talk about cake and eat it too; a pat on the back and revenge in one bite. He was nice, but I made small talk, gloating about all the things young people do. You know the list. On the way out, I peeked in where the secretaries work. Lo and behold, there sat an IBM Selectric typewriter. I first thought of the old man, but I don’t think he is coming in there to type. They still have paper files, so they may use it for the labels.
    Those happenings brought back the story of James Michener. When computerized word processing took hold in the 90s, he bought all the typewriters–of his particular brand–he could find. Before anyone makes a comment about my age, I have a word processor, though there is uncertainty about whether I have mastered it or . . . .

  2. Charlotte Dixon

    I'm on a need-to-know basis with my word processor. I love that the lawyer's office still had a typewriter!  God, I used to love typing on an electric typewriter. It was such a multi-sensory experience, the noise of the motor and the smell of the correcting fluid, besides the usual visuals we're used to.  Great story, J.D.

  3. Janice

    I agree with everything that you have stated. I believe it is always beneficial for someone to review your work who does not have a stake in the game.

  4. Charlotte Dixon

    Totally agree.  It is so important to get an unbiased set of eyes on your manuscript.  Thanks for commenting.

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